Lady Godiva (with apologies to the Beatles)
<p>OK, to prepare for this read up on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Godiva">the legend of Lady Godiva</a>, and then read the lyrics of the Beatles&#8217; <a href="http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/beatles/lady+madonna_20014569.html">Lady Madonna</a>.  You might want to take the three minutes or so to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VfthrizXKOM">watch it being performed</a>.</p>
<p>Now sing this to yourself:</p>
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Lady Godiva, peasants at your feet
Suddenly you wonder how they make ends meet
Husband takes the money when they pay the rent
Did you think that money was heaven sent?

Begging him to give the poor their stores back
Sunday has you creeping like a nun
He'll do it if you streak the town on horseback
See how they run!

Thomas the peeper, gazing at your breast
Wonders if he'll manage to see the rest.
Peeping through a knothole, blinded by delight
Monday's when he traded that to lose his sight.

Tuesday afternoon is neverending
Wednesday morning's income didn't come
Thursday night your stocking needed mending
See how they run!

Lady Godiva, servants at your feet
Suddenly you wonder how you'll make ends meet.
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