All she needs is a lab coat and a fright wig
<p>They laughed at me when that bitch Monica rug-burned<br />
her knees in the Oval Office.  They laughed at my universal health<br />
care plan.  They laughed when I told them of my conversations with<br />
Eleanor Roosevelt&#8217;s ghost &mdash; they said I was mad.</p>
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<p>Mad, am I?  I&#8217;ll show them mad&#8230;soon, I&#8217;ll unleash my<br />
mainstream-media minions and deploy my orbital mind-control lasers on<br />
anyone they don&#8217;t successfully brainwash for me.  Everyone will learn<br />
to rue the day they ever laughed at me.  I&#8217;ll seize <em>the very White<br />
House itself</em> and dictate my terms to a trembling world!<br />
<em>Bwahahahahaha!</em></p>
