Foo on you, Asparagirl!
<p>Asparagirl has committed a <a href="http://www.asparagirl.com/blog/#85088715">base calumny</a><br />
against me.  While it&#8217;s true she had something to do with me entering<br />
the blogosphere, this business about threatening her with a Glock is<br />
totally off-base.  I would never do anything like that. My carry<br />
weapon is a Colt Officer&#8217;s Model 45 ACP.  It&#8217;s my <em>wife</em> who<br />
carries the Glock&#8230;</p>