Donald Knuth reads my blog?
<p>Received in email from Donald Knuth&#8217;s secretary:</p>
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I know from your blog that you&#8217;re doing lots of real important stuff these days. So I&#8217;m sure you want a break; you clearly must be ready to hack INTERCAL just once more.
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<p>Huh&#8230;Donald Knuth reads my blog?</p>
<p>Um&#8230;<em>Donald Knuth</em> reads my blog?</p>
<p>Wha&#8230;Donald Knuth reads <em>my</em> blog?</p>
<p>Eric clutches the nearest piece of furniture as the universe spins dizzily around him.</p>
<p>Eric successfully resists a vague feeling that he ought to fall to his knees and cry out &#8220;I&#8217;m not worthy!&#8221;</p>
<p>Er.  Well then.  I guess I&#8217;ll have to ship another release of INTERCAL, won&#8217;t I?</p>