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All she needs is a lab coat and a fright wig
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<p>They laughed at me when that bitch Monica rug-burned<br />
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her knees in the Oval Office. They laughed at my universal health<br />
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care plan. They laughed when I told them of my conversations with<br />
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Eleanor Roosevelt’s ghost — they said I was mad.</p>
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<p><center><img align="center" src="http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20060201/i/r469963390.jpg?x=380&y=273&sig=g6yY6Ev4XhNoAq.uQvvwLg--"/></center></p>
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<p>Mad, am I? I’ll show them mad…soon, I’ll unleash my<br />
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mainstream-media minions and deploy my orbital mind-control lasers on<br />
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anyone they don’t successfully brainwash for me. Everyone will learn<br />
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to rue the day they ever laughed at me. I’ll seize <em>the very White<br />
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House itself</em> and dictate my terms to a trembling world!<br />
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<em>Bwahahahahaha!</em></p>
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